geminikb
Raising girls... plus... the poopie bandit!
Jan 16, 2009
This is going to be an exciting edition.So... I have these ratty old Lane Bryant bras that I've had for over a year. They are in bad shape. Each of them has a broken wire under the right boob. One got so uncomfortable that I couldn't wear it. But I put off the idea of getting a new bra because I knew I was having surgery. Why spend $40 on a bra I would only wear for a month or two? And you guys know... A fat chick can't get away with a cheapie little $15 bra. There need to be excesively wide straps and reinforcements and such. So about a month before surgery I couldn't stand the wire poking any more, so I went to LB and bought a bra. Turns out I bought it a size too small--because I was in a hurry and didn't try it on. So fine. I put up with the raggedy pokey bra a while longer.
Well, today... I got on that one-size-smaller bra. I'm wearing it now. And it feels juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Yippie. That must mean I've lost a couple inches, because the bra size is a couple inches smaller.
OK, on to the next subject. My husband is a Poopy Bandit. He has this pavlovian response that if I'm either in the shower or drying my hair, he MUST come into the bathroom to take a dump and stink the place up. Well.... I've been secretly waiting to take my revenge. Now, we all know that post gastric bypass poopies are the WORST! I mean, I've made my own eyes water. I mean, these are the most wretched, foul-smelling poopies ever--and I'm a nurse, so I'm a trained professional poopie assessor.
This morning my hubby was taking a shower, and I felt that special stirring within me. I had to poop! A-ha!, I thought. Revenge is mine. I ran into the bathroom and got to work. But... it... didn't... smell. Why? My hopes and dreams were dashed. My hubby finished his shower as I was finishing my business. He flung open the shower curtain and exclaimed, "Good morning, Baby!"
Damn you Poopie Bandit. I will get you.
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About Me
Richfield, MN
Location
32.0
BMI
Surgery
01/02/2009
Surgery Date
Dec 20, 2008
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