I'm keeping track of everything I eat for my 1200 calorie day, which they are going to check next week, right?
Do I REALLY write down, four double-finger dips into a carton of Papa Murphy's chocolate chip cookie dough, and two semi-spoonfulls of cool-whip/chocolate cake mixture. Because that's REALLY all I've had today. Wait!! No, I did have some Cream of Wheat this morning, all my vitamins and so far 5 1/2 cups of water. If I DO write it down, how do I record the how much/how many calories/carbs/blah blahs. Should I just put a huge frowny face in that part?
Perhaps I should just feed this page to my dog. He, unlike me, seems to eat whatever he likes and never gains an ounce.